The Nossiter Net
The net that shall enmesh them all
Edited, Written, and Published by Josh Nossiter
A Real McShame
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
The Nossiter Net is cast  to snare some of  the riper rascalities of the day.  Comments?  Send a letter to the editor.
Dear Diary,

Cretin Reagan, the Teflon president? I’m better. The NYT keeps throwing dirt at me and none of it sticks. Yesterday’s big story on lobbyists in my campaign? Forgotten by today. They put the Vikster on the front page for cryin’ out loud, and who even remembers her just a coupla months later? I sure don’t, but then my memory isn’t what it used to be. Anyway what with her looking just like Cindy-pills most times I wasn’t really sure who was who anyway. ‘Specially in the dark. Stealth mistress! Gotta get some of my defense contractor pals working on that one.

Those Bush assholes criticize my fundraising chops but I showed ‘em. Switched my position on offshore drilling and bingo, over a million from the oil companies lands in the campaign kitty. ‘Course the suggestion came from that little putz Lieberman, who knows a thing or two about brown-nosing corporations. Insurance, banking, defense, promiscuous little squirt. Bends over and grabs his ankles for every one. Taught him everything he knows, diary.

How ‘bout that prick Osama upstaging me all week without seeming to try to. Damn I’d love to take that boy down a peg or a dozen. Tried everything short of crashing a jet into him, from oppo research to voodoo dolls. Maybe old mama Julia can hex him. I’ve a feeling she’s planning to vote for the uppity SOB herself. My own mom. Told her they took another chunk out of my face and all she did was laugh and say “by the time they’re done with you at least no one can accuse you of being two-faced – the invisible man is more like it!” Dirty slut.

My German restaurant stunt didn’t work so good. Next time I’ll try a Czechoslovakian joint. Goddamn krauts, cheering for Osama like that. Should never have lifted the occupation. Shudda stayed in Germany a hundred years. Maybe a thousand. Bastards. But don’t get mad. Get even. Another score to settle. So many. So tired. Night, diary.
©Joshua C. Nossiter, 2008

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A NOTE TO READERS ***Update***
Another three week plus hiatus, from April 30th until May 23rd, again due to Yahoo Geocities dismal service.

There was nothing new at The Nossiter Net between March 3rd and April 26th, 2007, nearly eight weeks.  The reason:  tech sabotage. Yahoo Geocities, the host for this site, denied access for the entire period.  At one point, they even managed to lose all the files.  In many discussions with Yahoo staff, no clear explanation was forthcoming.  No one seemed able to fix the problem.  Ruling out the possibility of Dubbya’s revenge, I finally wrote to Mr. Terry Semel, Chairman and CEO of Yahoo! Inc and described the ordeal the page had undergone since the beginning of March.  A week later, a helpful Yahooo engineer named Jason called.  He had my letter before him.  Though he couldn’t do the repairs on on the spot, he promised a fix by the next day.  That was April 26th, nearly two months after shutting me down in the first place.

The Nossiter Net apologizes, which is more than I can say for Yahoo Geocities.


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