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Edited, Written, and Published by Josh Nossiter
Huckabee ain’t keen on evolution.
Him big on restitution
Of them baddies who kill or rape us
Provided they done and gone found Jesus.
Him be a real Christian leader
Has a wife but he don’t beat her
Keep her by the stove instead
‘Cause that’s her job, outside of bed.
S’why in this here presidential ‘lection
Ol’ Mike’s gonna be the selection
Of them that love born-again thugs
And value women – leastways their jugs
And who hate that Charlie Darwin
Enemy of all what’s Christian.
So y'all be sure to choose Mike Huck
'Cause him to God can pass the buck.
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